Steven Segal Energy Drink

Next time you're at a bar ordering say, a Red Bull Vodka, opt for Steven Segal's Lightning Energy instead. Not only will you be bouncing off the club walls like your in America's Best Dance Crew, you're letting all Alpha males know that you're not afraid to unleash the ultimate groin shot with style and whipping braided hair. You can find this at classy places like like 99 Cent Store. Braided hair and tight-fitted black shirt sold separately.

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